Last week we brought you the winners (Sol Campbell, West Ham etc) and this week we bring you those for whom January was a nightmare - the fans, managers and players who suffered...
And on the radio, as it happens. Do the BBC really think anyone wants to know if Nancy would have stripped Terry of the captaincy? Eleswhere, the boys are distracted by Samuel's cardie...
Are Arsenal out of the title race? Can City get any worse at the back? Will Villa look like scoring? Will Spurs be frustrated once again? Are you a sadist? For these questions and more, read on...
Arsenal have lost 20-5 in their last nine games against the Big Two, Chelsea have not lost against a Big Four side in nine games, Pompey didn't have a hope of goals and lots more geekery...
Degs fancies a Dutch porn-a-like this weekend...
Last week, this column suggested that Arsenal had gained a backbone strong enough to compete with the biggest and best. After proving that wrong against United, they must do better at Chelsea...
Arsene Wenger and his 'appalling insult' figure in a collection of quotes that also sees Phil Brown invent a new word, Sir Alex glory in the use of 'batter', Carlo Ancelotto propose to Nic Anelka and...
It's official: Manuel Almunia makes fewer saves than other keepers. Plus; why you should worry if Wolves are beating you 1-0 at half-time, worry about Wayne Rooney after half-time and...
It was a bloody quiet January transfer window, but some clubs and players did emerge with some dignity intact. So who's a lucky boy, who has squeezed blood from a stone and who's landed on his feet...?
This week they have been watching everything in 2D, because there's not a lot of point of 3D as long as there are psychedelic drugs available. There's no point in manager interviews, either...
All the Premier League ins and outs are here...
Degsy is spotting sex appeal in this week's betting and turning all Danny Dyer on us...
Arsenal have developed a backbone and glimpses of an ability to 'win ugly' of late, which is all very well against the lower lights, but it will be much better employed against Manchester United...
Last week we had the ten buys that had gone a bit wrong this season, so now we've taken the glass half-full approach and picked out the ten best. Who's a better purchase than Carlos Tevez...?
...quality, say Johnny and Al after watching football on The Fox Soccer Channel. If you can cope with phrases like 'stick-to-it-iveness' and 'grass pass', you might learn something...
All eyes will be on Carlos Tevez on Wednesday night after a week of 'banter' with Manchester's most belligerent, so how will he cope back at Old Trafford. Plus, Rafa has to get his thinking cap on...
Lordy, the lack of strength in depth really is rather frightening when you see all the names on the page. Anyway, James Milner is a big mover, Theo Walcott plays his way out and no. 23 is a punt...
He wants you to put your heard-earned cash on Dimitar Berbatov scoring against Hull, while he fancies Leeds to get a draw down in that there London. He also fancies Angelina Jolie...
Chances for upsets are relatively thin on the ground in a pretty uninspiring FA Cup fourth round, but Nick Miller reckons there could be one or two shocks, if you can describe them as real shocks...
The boys are falling in love with ESPN's Rebecca Lowe. Oh and Kelly Cates. In fact, we get the distinct impression that they're using this TV column as an excuse to look at pictures of girls...
Manchester United may be a one-man team, but it's probably not the man you think. Plus; how Tottenham can't win with Robbie Keane in the team and just how Cesc Fabregas is carrying Arsenal...
When we asked people to suggest reasons for Liverpool fans to keep their chin up, we were met with blank faces. Still, we've had a good go, although the barrel is well and truly scraped...
Stoke to keep a clean sheet against Liverpool looks a cracking bet at 3/1 or thereabouts. Then there's a double for Wayne Rooney at roughly the same price. Degsy ponders the big bets...
As an F365 Mailboxer pointed out this week, it's a sorry state of affairs when a Liverpool trip to Stoke is considered 'massive' and a 'must-win', but without their big guns, that's exactly what it is...
After Liverpool's season slipped even further down the toilet, the gents of the press pull very few punches, and the consensus seems to be that Rafa Benitez really is on borrowed time...