A win at Old Trafford this weekend might be considered a bonus for Liverpool, but it's three points that could set them on the way to fourth place. It's a big weekend at the top and bottom...
Degsy invokes Gabrielle, Freid Pinto and Columbo in his preview of the weekend in betting, while SkyBet's man is off to Poland, so really doesn't give a monkeys who you chuck your cash on...
We look at the four candidates, weigh up the pros and cons and then stick our noses out. We're not saying it's what we want, but can you see Spurs coming out on top with that run-in? No, us neither...
The boys have just about calmed down after last week's rage against the James Corden, but were cheered by The Umpire Strikes Back on ESPN Classic and the Windass phenomenon...
Why Wayne Rooney is a real fox in the box, Fernando Torres is almost as deadly, Arsenal are stars of the Late, Late Show, Villa can't score for toffee and Liverpool are real homebodies...
You asked the questions, Jimmy Bullard gave the answers. Troublingly, about half the posers you lot sent in were about his hair, but read on for his thoughts on Oompa Loompas, Hull and arm-wrestling...
There was a stirring in the collective pants of the English press corps as Jose Mourinho arrived, but what of the Inter team? How will they hurt Chelsea? And which of their number is a 'complete tool'...?
Degsy is in the doghouse with 'er indoors after donning her dressing gown, polishing off the wine and swearing in her lipstick. What better way to lift the gloom than with some weekend punting...?
The Liverpool captain hasn't been himself of late, and while it might seem slightly unfair to single him out in a generally underperforming side, Steven Gerrard must live up to his reputation...
When our Degsy says he'd rather soil himself in Asda, you suspect he is talking from experience. Nevertheless, he'd prefer that to backing Bolton this weekend, but does see value in Stoke...
There will inevitably be a few players around this weekend who will think twice before going in for a hard tackle, fearful of a repeat of last weekend. It's a big weekend in both the league and the cup...
The consensus view on Fleet Street is that the men to shine in England's 3-1 win over Egypt were Peter Crouch, John Terry and, less obviously, Leighton Baines. Opinion is divided, however, on what it means for Emile Heskey...
The boys have gone all serious this week, with tales of druggery and gangsterism (and not the Snoop Dogg sort) from South Africa, as well as some classic faux-journalism nonsense...
While a selection of horny defenders will be causing Fabio Capello a few headaches, he has many other things to consider. Gerrard at 80%? Where to play Rooney? That's why he's paid the big bucks...
Our man Degsy is backing his favourite Russian since Yeltsin. Our rather more sober betting man is backing Darren Bent. Who will be toasting their success on Sunday night?...
You might have guessed that Wayne Bridge would be on this list - mostly because we all want to know whether he will shake his former captain's hand. It's also pretty big for Bolton, Wolves and...
Wrap them in cotton wool, forbid them from going outside after dark or handling heavy objects. Which players are vital for trophies or avoiding relegation? Apart from Rooney, that is...
And they're hailing the presence of the touchy-feely MonkeyHeid on the Goals On Sunday sofa, wondering if Absolute Radio will go all 'Gerrtcha! Bosh bosh, my son' and loving Mr Danny Baker...
Drogba, Rooney and Torres are in a class of their own, Aston Villa are the corner kings, Everton are the in-form team, Liverpool have played in two of the season's dullest games and...
Manchester United fans are fretting, Man City fans are expecting another change of management, and Liverpool fans are making the sort of criticism that would provoke outrage if F365 made similar points...
He's backing Wayne Rooney to score again at Everton on Saturday (it's buying money) while advising Gordon Brown to put £30m of the taxpayers' money on Aston Villa to beat Burnley...
Roberto Mancini is in danger of boring Manchester City fans into not caring if they finish fourth, but will he really care? It's also a big weekend for faltering Chelsea and Moses of Bolton...
It might be much less compulsive viewing than Soccer Saturday, but there's a cautious thumbs-up for Final Score after our boys braved the red button. And who wants to see Peter Shilton dancing?
The Premier League's finest (well, second and third finest) face a couple of tricky tasks in the Champions League this week, so here's your idiot's guide (written by, for) to AC Milan and Porto...
No prizes for guessing who is number one when the club's owners have publicly begged him to retire, but who fills spaces 2-10? Who has been earning £100k a week to do half a job?